I'd make them U.N. Soldiers, or Beirut realtors, or any caddy to any statesman. The Russian would crumble
finding water in vodka bottles;
the Japanese made to marry ambitious American women;
Jews and Arabs force to share the same country clubs;
and the Irish would suffer the conquest of Britain.
A fragment of the poem COVER LETTER, sans resume, for Application to the Godhead by Gregory Greyhawk from his book The Shadow of the Hawk, 1989 Longhand Press, Black Hawk, Colorado.